We do everything we can to ensure that you receive perfect goods and that they meet your expectations based on our images and descriptions. Dad jokes, they’re cheeky and cheesy and can bring as many frowns as they do smiles, but they bring joy to a lot of people and are a Christmas tradition for many families. If you’re looking for some new material this year, then we’ve got it covered. But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties. I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come…Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.”

He was desperate for some holiday spirit. 12. Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?Very little has changed in this time. To stay ahead of competitors, who had also started to produce bon-bons, Smith added a motto and, later, small trinkets. Postage costs for the return of these items are your responsibility. We suggest that you obtain a receipt of posting, for your own protection, from the Post Office or other carrier, which is provided free of charge.

The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely, and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas. My friend just won the tallest Christmas tree competition. I thought to myself, ‘How can you top that?’ So my girlfriend wanted a white Christmas…But when I came on her face that morning, she didn’t even thank me.” Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section, “How much is this gold tinsel garland?”Whilst we do everything we can to deliver goods to you that are perfect and exactly what you want, we do appreciate that this may occasionally not happen, or you may change your mind. Our offices are closed weekends and public holidays but we will respond to you the following working day. Your Statutory Rights He could see the snowblower coming down the street. 3. What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. 5. What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?