When James quit all forms of social media in 2019 he felt like he'd been born anew, but he was worried he'd suffer withdrawal and get lured back online to compete in a never ending popularity contest with only one possible winner (f*cking Zuckerberg). How I now spy on my ex-girlfriends in real life how I now start arguments with strangers in real life you don't need the Internet for the things you can do it out in the real world by the book.

I’ll be regularly updating you all on what I’m up to, shows, projects, goings on… as well as sending news to you all via my snazzy new mailing list, so please sign up above for even more fun! Employing the help of a mysterious, wealthy benefactor named Clancy Dellahue, and an ever-growing gang of misfits (aka the Tangfastic Crew), James found ways to replace his online friends (he joined the scouts) and spy on his exes (climbing ropes, zip lines, fake moustache) as well as anonymously bullying strangers, seeing photos of everyone’s dogs, getting public figures fired, arguing with everybody about everything, and so much more. It will be Acaster's third book, following on from 2017's Classic Scrapes and 2019's Perfect Sound Whatever. James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media, Being The Best YOU You Can Be And Saving Yourself From Loneliness, Vol. Acaster himself comments: "Attention all web addicts - I am here to cure you with my brand new book.

This epoch-defining tome will finally solve the riddle of how we can stay off social media and still find the dizzying highs that come with each tweet. If you are in Australia or New Zealand (DVD Region 4), note that almost all DVDs distributed in the UK by the BBC and 2entertain are encoded for both Region 2 and Region 4. If you are in the North America, look out for US/Canadian flag icons on popular product listings for direct links. Publisher Richard Roper told industry news source The Bookseller: "While working as an undercover cop and dealing with cabbages in the post, James has somehow also found the time to become the most important self-help guru in the world.

Please help spread the word by tweeting about it, sharing on Facebook, Insta, do a TikTok about it - every little helps. It will be Acaster's third book, following on from2017'sClassic Scrapes– a collection of his embarrassing anecdotes –andthe 2019 memoirPerfect Sound Whatever, about how he turned to obsessively collecting the music of 2016 in response to a tough year. And so it was that James found ways to anonymously bully strangers, see photos of everyone's dogs, get invited to as many parties as possible, immediately know about all celebrity deaths, get public figures fired, argue with everybody about everything, and so much more without even owning a phone (he painted over the screen of his old one to stop himself looking at Instagram). I tell you exactly how I did it and how I now live my life social-media free but I get everything social media used to give me back in the real world. I’ll leave you now to explore the site and disregard all other responsibilities in your life because let’s face it, this is all you need now.If you want to get off social media and leech your brain of all the toxic things that social media has planted in there, deep deep within your brain, this is the book for you.